This is the ultimate page for dog puns anywhere, with new dog puns added constantly!
A dog retrieves a ball thrown from over a mile away That sounds far-fetched.
All food must go to the Lab for testing.
Anything is paw-sible when you have a dog.
Are dogs good at science? Well, labs are.
Dachshunds always nap in the shade because they don’t like being hot dogs.
Did you hear about the dog who gave birth on the side of the road? She was ticketed for littering!
Dogs are the most loyal creatures on earth – completely devoted to their dog-ma and paw.
Don’t bite the hound that feeds you.
Don’t drop snacks on the floor on game day—you don’t want to end up with a wide retriever!
Don’t stop retrieving. Hold on to that feline.
Ever hear the one about the poodle on the submarine? He was the resident subwoofer and good at the doggie paddle.
Feeding grapes to your dog can kill them. We’re raisin’ some awareness for this paws.
Going camping? Make sure you have a pup tent.
Great Dane lovers are sure obsessed with tall tails.
Happy Howl-o-ween to our dog friends!
Have you heard about the new dog movie? It’s called Jurassic Bark.
Have your dog paid its annual fleas?
He always has to follow the rules. He’s so dog-matic!
He could give you a few pointers on playing fetch.
He found the costume very dograding.
He has to constantly call her to check in. She has him on a short leash.
He knew the dog was calling because he had collar I.D.
He loved dogs so much he had a Rover-dose.
He rode the pug boat across the water.
He said his dog ran 10 miles to get the ball. That seems a bit far fetched.
He was fur-bidden from playing with the dog.
He’s not a bad dog. He’s just a little ruff around the edges.’
He’s one sick puppy.
Howl I ever live without you?
I had completely fur-gotten to brush his coat.
I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. One of my canines is loose.
I hope my Lab reports come back okay.
I hope the Year of the Dog… Won’t be a ruff year.
I just want to curl up and puggle with my dog.
I like big mutts and I cannot lie.
I love walking my neighbor’s dog. It’s the leashed I can do.
I nearly kicked my dog out. But we renegotiated the terms of his leash.
I need to see a dentist. One of my canines is getting lose.
I told you I’d get it done on time. Quit hounding me.
I wanted to see dogs at the zoo, but they didn’t have any. It was a Shiz-Tzu.
I’ll collie you later.
I’m all about the pug life.
I’m looking for a man… That shot my paw.
I’m not sure what’s wrong with my dog. Hopefully, the vet will shed some light on the problem.
I’m so fur-tunate to have you in my life
I’m so paw-ssionate about dogs!
I’m mutts about you!
If you feed your dog too many snacks, you’re going to end up with a wide retriever.
It was hard to fur-give him after that.
It’s raining cats and dogs. That’s fine, as long as it doesn’t reindeer.
Let’s give the dogs a big round of ap-paws.
Let’s raise the woof!
Make sure you use Collie flour when baking for your dog.
Mistakes happen. No need to terrier-self up about it.
My dog hates the rain. He doesn’t want to step in a poodle.
My dog loves poetry. Especially William Shakes-paw.
My dog never stands up for herself. She just rolls over.
My dog’s favorite band is The Beagles.
Next time you take your dog out to the lake, bring a doggie paddle with you!
Pavlov? He rings a bell.
People who hate dogs are re-pug-nant.
Please fur-give me.
Quit hounding me!
She saw an oppawtunity to start a new pet business.
She went on pup-ternity leave when she got a new dog.
Take the dog for a walk. That’s the leashed you could do.
That collar made the dog so uncomfurtable.
That dog is barking up the wrong pedigree.
That dog is so beautiful. She should be on the cover of Vanity Fur.
That dog is so noisy. Howl it stay quiet when you’re gone?
That dog was sassy and fur-ocious!
That dog was so cold, he was a pup-sicle!
That is good in-fur-mation about dogs.
That joke was dog-gone funny.
That puppy never stands up for himself. He just rolls over.
That was certainly a tall tail he told.
The coach always wants to put my dog in the baseball game… Because he always gets walked.
The Dachshund had to sit in the shade because it was a hot dog.
The Dalmatian hid from people because he didn’t want to be spotted.
The dog barked all night without any paws.
The dog catcher liked to sing while he picked up strays, “You ain’t nothing but a pound dog.”
The dog couldn’t find his car in the barking lot.
The dog has been going through a rough pooch lately.
The dog is from Colliefornia.
The dog is so popular that the pup-arazzi took its photo.
The dog names were recorded for pawsterity.
The dog preyed on the neighborhood cats because it was a holy terrier.
The dog was extra loud with its subwoofer.
The dog was mad he threw the ball so far because it was pretty far-fetched.
The dog was pup and running in no time.
The dog was so artistic, it liked to Labradoodle in its notebook.
The dog was so scary, we called him the big bad woof.
The dog was so smart it majored in bark-eology.
The dog was so strong and powerful, we called him “Labrathor.”
The dog’s bones will Rottweiler spirit will live on.
The dog’s breakfast was pure bread – he sure loved his carbs!
The dog’s outfit was quite fetching.
The dogs were having so much fun, it looked like they were raising the roof.
The fancy dog was quite pawsh.
The newest Avenger is a dog named is labro-thor.
The picnic quickly turned into a Bark-B-Q.
The poor dog couldn’t find the rabbit. It was a bad hare day.
The pugkin latte is my dog’s favorite drink in the fall.
The pup doggedly chased the squirrel.
The squirrel in the backyard made the dog go mutts.
The training cur-tailed the dog’s bad behavior.
The Dalmatian hid from people because he didn’t want to be spotted.
There mutt be a chance my dog isn’t a purebred.
This is the fur-st dog she’s ever had.
This place seems so fur-miliar.
Those dogs were a bunch of litter pugs!
Trying to train my dog was a Mastiff waste of time.
We just got pawsession of a new dog.
We needed a rufferee to keep the players in check.
We should hire a photograph-fur to take pictures of our pup.
We should make a small Dalmation to the canine charity.
What did Darth Vader name his son? Luke Skybarker.
What did the dog say on Saint Patty’s day? Let’s get pugging drunk.
What did the dog say to the sandpaper? Ruff!
What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.
What did the dog say when he was shocked? Fur’real?
What did the dogcatcher sing to the stray? “You ain’t nothing but a pound dog.”
What did the hungry Dalmatian say? That hit the spot!
What did the polite dog say? Thanks fur everything!
What did the skeleton say to the puppy? Bon appetite.
What do dogs call their parents? Dog-ma and paw.
What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.
What do you call a dog with a surround system? A sub-woofer.
What do you call a frozen dog? A pupsicle.
What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone? A golden receiver!
What does a dog like to eat for breakfast? Woofles.
What does my dog and my phone have in common? They both have collar I.D.
What does the dog eat at the movies? Pupcorn!
What dog does Dracula own? A blood-hound.
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!
What kind of construction are dogs best at? Roofing.
What kind of dog chases anything red? A bulldog!
What kind of dog they have at the TMZ office? A puparazzi.
What’s a did the dog study at college? Bark-eology
What’s more amazing than a talking dog? A spelling bee.
What’s the best type of home for your dog? Ruff-housing.
What’s your dog’s favorite Pink Floyd album? Bark Side of the Moon
When a problem comes along, you must Whippet.
When my dog starts itching, it really ticks me off.
When the dog realized what was happening, he flea’d the scene.
When the dog went to the flea circus, he stole the show.
When traveling, always make sure to pack a doggie bag for your pup.
When you’re on a boat with your dog, always bring a doggie paddle.
Where do dogs go after their tails fall off? The re-tail store.
Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the barking lot.
Why did the parents think having a dog would make their kids more artistic? Because it was labradoodle.
You have to be careful after it rains cats and dogs and make sure you don’t step in a Poodle.
You need a new leash on life.
You won’t find what you need here. You’re barking up the wrong tree.
You’re not fat. You’re just a little husky.
You’re such a mal-tease.
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